Instructions: The Deedle
A "deedle" is a term I invented in high school. To deedle, perform the following:
1. Spread your hands as wide as they can go.
2. Raise your eyebrows.
3. Clench your teeth, but keep your mouth open.
4. Clap your hands as fast as you can.
Congratulations, you have just deedled. I trust no more explanation is needed.